๐ when Iโm talking too much just put my paci in my mouth and tell me itโs time for grown ups to talk now
๐ control when I pee, make me ask every time and hold it until you say so
๐ sometimes tell me no and then give me a full sippy cup and tell me not to ask again until itโs empty
๐ explain thing very simply making to sure to explain things that I should already know or only give me part of the information and tease me when I donโt understand
๐ whenever Iโm watching an adult show or scary movie turn it off and tell me itโs only for grown ups then turn on a cartoon instead
๐ tell me Iโm not allowed to do things like use knives or the stove by myself
๐ every time I get confused or donโt understand something tell me that Iโm such a good dumb baby and pat my head
๐ when weโre out in public make all my decisions for me, what I wear, where we go, even what I eat
๐ only let me use sippy cups, kids utensils and cutest little plates and tell me I might hurt myself, break something or spill something otherwise, after all I am just a clumsy little baby