💜 when I’m talking too much just put my paci in my mouth and tell me it’s time for grown ups to talk now

💜 control when I pee, make me ask every time and hold it until you say so

💜 sometimes tell me no and then give me a full sippy cup and tell me not to ask again until it’s empty 

💜 explain thing very simply making to sure to explain things that I should already know or only give me part of the information and tease me when I don’t understand 

💜 whenever I’m watching an adult show or scary movie turn it off and tell me it’s only for grown ups then turn on a cartoon instead

💜 tell me I’m not allowed to do things like use knives or the stove by myself 

💜 every time I get confused or don’t understand something tell me that I’m such a good dumb baby and pat my head 

💜 when we’re out in public make all my decisions for me, what I wear, where we go, even what I eat 

💜 only let me use sippy cups, kids utensils and cutest little plates and tell me I might hurt myself, break something or spill something otherwise, after all I am just a clumsy little baby